http://www.theonion.com/article/pope-francis-reverses-position-capitalism-after-se-51363

My issue is that he sees progress in these terrible flavors. I see the downfall of American innovation.

“Only a truly exceptional and powerful economic system would be capable of producing so many limited-edition and holiday-themed flavors of a single cookie brand, such as these extraordinary Key Lime Pie Oreos and Candy Corn Oreos. This is not a force of global impoverishment at all, but one of endless enrichment.”